THE FIRST TURN ON


ACTORS : Sheila Kennedy, Michael Sanville, Georgia Harrell,
Googy Gress , Vincent D'Onofrio

DIRECTORS : Michael Herz, Lloyd Kaufman

Synopsis: Four young campers who are trapped in a cave tell the stories of their first sexual experiences.

Runtime: 88 minutes


My opinion: This was the worst movie that I have never seen. I say that because it was so awful that I couldn’t bring myself to watch it all.Thank God for fast forward.
Vincent D'Onofrio fans should not be tempted to buy this film on account of his being in it. He plays a very small part (Lobotomy) and I daresay if his involvement in any film makes him cringe this one is favorite.

8 comments:

ann said...

I have got it... I have barely seen it... I call it:

THE FIRST TURN OFF

cathy said...

NEVER A TRUER WORD SPOKEN!

cathy said...

Thanks monkeedo that makes me feel better about the space it is taking up on my shelves, I'm sure Ann agrees.

Offyn Bufod y Frewd said...

So, do you like Vincent D'Onofrio, or something? >;-D

Just kidding. I, too, have the VDO monkey on my back. Wish he'd slide down, or something...

cathy said...

LEATHERARGENTO You need to see Guy to help you picture that monkey business, you can download an nice clip from THE REEL VINCENT blog.

val said...

It is pretty grim, just such appalling bad taste. I can't throw it away though.

cathy said...

LOL It can be your secret shame:)

Anonymous said...

Huh...I hadn't seen a fan blog for VDO that was strictly devoted to reviews...that's a great idea!

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